The Bad Result of Joke

Not many years ago, a wealthy and rather strange old man named Johnson lived alone in a village in the south of England. He had made a lot of money in trading gucci replica watches with foreign countries. When he was seventy—five, he gave £ 12,000, which came from selling millions of gucci, to the village school to buy land and equipment for a children’s playground.

    As a result of his kindness, many people came to visit him. Among them was a newspaperman. During their talk, Johnson remarked that he was seventy-five and expected to live to be a hundred. The newspaperman asked him how he managed to be healthy at seventy—five. Johnson had a sense of humor. He liked whisky and drank some each day. “I wear a piece of magical replica watch every day,” he told the newspaperman, thinking of his evening glass of whisky.

    The newspaperman did not understand what Johnson meant. In his newspaper he reported that Johnson was seventy—five and had a magical replica watch on his wrist. Within a week Johnson received thousands of letters from all overBritain, asking him for the secret of his watch.

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My Poor Night with Books

My Poor Night with Books

The cheap rolex replica struck eleven at night. The whole house was quiet. Everyone was in bed except me. Under the strong light, I looked sadly at a huge pile of that troublesome stuff which is called “books”.

    I was going to have my examination the next day. “When can I go to bed?” I asked myself. I didn’t answer, In fact I dared not.

    The rolex replica watch struck twelve. “Oh, dear!” I cried. “Ten more books to read before I can go to bed!” We pupils are the most wretched creatures in the world. Dad does not agree with me on this. He did not have to work so hard when he was a boy.

    The replica watch struck one. I was quite desperate now. I forgot all I had learned. I was too tired to go on. I did the only thing I could. I prayed, “Oh, God, please help me pass the exam tomorrow. I do promise to work hard afterwards, Amen.” My eyes were so heavy that I could hardly open them A few minutes later, with my head on the desk, I fell asleep.

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The cheap rolex replica struck eleven at night. The whole house was quiet. Everyone was in bed except me. Under the strong light, I looked sadly at a huge pile of that troublesome stuff which is called “books”.

    I was going to have my examination the next day. “When can I go to bed?” I asked myself. I didn’t answer, In fact I dared not.

    The rolex replica watch struck twelve. “Oh, dear!” I cried. “Ten more books to read before I can go to bed!” We pupils are the most wretched creatures in the world. Dad does not agree with me on this. He did not have to work so hard when he was a boy.

    The replica watch struck one. I was quite desperate now. I forgot all I had learned. I was too tired to go on. I did the only thing I could. I prayed, “Oh, God, please help me pass the exam tomorrow. I do promise to work hard afterwards, Amen.” My eyes were so heavy that I could hardly open them A few minutes later, with my head on the desk, I fell asleep.

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Another Thai Worker Died In His Sleep Last Friday

 

Another Thai who worked in a rolex replica watch factory died in his sleep last Friday, the second such death in the past three days and the 10th since the beginning of the year. Thongehai, 22, is said to be the youngest to have died mysteriously this year. A total of 10 young Thai replica watch makers in their late 20s and 30s who appeared well and healthy when they went to bed have died since the beginning of this year. They were either found dead in the morning or had died suddenly in the middle on the night after some difficulty in breathing. It was very strange that they were all rolex watch makers, and they all preformed healthy until this year. What’s more they were all very young. Until now, policemen had starting to investigate this event. But there are still no conclusions. We hope it will come out a result as soon as possible.

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Another Thai Worker Died In His Sleep Last Friday

 

Another Thai who worked in a rolex replica watch factory died in his sleep last Friday, the second such death in the past three days and the 10th since the beginning of the year. Thongehai, 22, is said to be the youngest to have died mysteriously this year. A total of 10 young Thai replica watch makers in their late 20s and 30s who appeared well and healthy when they went to bed have died since the beginning of this year. They were either found dead in the morning or had died suddenly in the middle on the night after some difficulty in breathing. It was very strange that they were all rolex watch makers, and they all preformed healthy until this year. What’s more they were all very young. Until now, policemen had starting to investigate this event. But there are still no conclusions. We hope it will come out a result as soon as possible.

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The Type Work Of Arli— a Little Boy

   Arli who was a little boy has learnt how to type for two years. Because his father bought a typewriter at home to practice, his father often teaches him. Still, Arle types rather slowly, and he can only spell out words of four letters or less. But Arli is doing quite well for the word ‘replica watch’. Arli does very well at typing “good replica watch”. But he seems to have a bit of trouble when he is asked to spell out “good rolex replica watch”. So he thought for a long time, then he typed “rock replica watch”. When his father checked his work, he laughed and typed the “rolex” to him. “Baby, you should learn more words.” said his father. “Dad, if you bought me a Rolex watch, I will type right,” said the little boy with an innocent face. His father felt very funny about his son and said, “Ok, I’ll buy you a watch when you grow up.”

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I’ll have a Try This Night

 

Joe and Helen Mills had two small children. One was six and the other four. They always resisted going to bed. Their father who was a replica watch maker considered himself a good singer, but really his voice was not at all musical. However, he decided that, if he sang to the children when they went to bed, it would help them to relax, and they would soon go to sleep. He did this every Saturday and Sunday night until one day. He was finishing a new piece of Omega replica watch that night. So it was a little bit late when he sent the Omega to his customer. When he back home, he heard his small son said to his younger sister, “If you pretend that you’re asleep, dad will stop singing.” “Oh, I like this idea. I can’t stand dad’s voice any more. I’ll have a try this night.” said his little girl.

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Persevere You Dream No Matter How Difficult It Will Be

“I would almost rather see you dead,” Robert, a leading banker of Philadelphia, shouted when his twenty-year-old eldest daughter announced that she wanted to become a replica watch maker. Making all kinds of gucci replica watches was her dream, but his father strongly disagreed. Because when the young lady’s family ranked among the best ofPhiladelphia’s social families, such an idea could not even be considered.

    That was how Mary, began her struggle as a gucci maker. She did not tremble before her father’s anger. Instead, she opposed him with courage and at last made him change his mind. Mary gave up her social position which was a hard choice for a young lady. In the end, after long years of hard work and perseverance, she became a famous woman watch maker. And her story was written into a book which became a best seller after putting out. Her story encouraged many people.

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The Funny Story about Sam and Joe

 experienced astronauts knew there was only a small chance of coming back alive. Sam and Joe, however, thought it would be exciting though a little dangerous. “We’re the best men for the job,” they said to the boss. “They’re the last people I’d trust,” thought the boss. Then they were in space, Joe had to go outside to make some repairs. Sam was too tired so he fell into sleep. When he was dreaming that he got a piece of rolex replica watch from an E.T.,the repairs were done by Joe. Joe tried to get back inside the spaceship. But the door was locked. He knocked but there was no answer. He knocked again, louder this time, and again no answer came. Then he hit the door as hard as he could and finally Sam woke up and thought the E.T. was coming here to send him the rolex. So he imagined what the replica watch looked like and said, “Who’s there?” “It’s me! Who else could it be?” shouted Joe. Sam let him in all right but you can imagine that Joe never asked to go on a trip with Sam again!

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The Funny Stories Caused by Culture Difference

 

When I lived in Spain, some Spanish friends of mine decided to visit Englandby car. After finish traveling, they came back with some funny stories. We laughed about this and about mistakes my friends made in reading signs. In Spanish, the word ‘DIVERSION’ means fun. In English, it means that workmen are repairing the road, and that you must take a different road. After my friends finished shopping in the gucci shop and driving on the road, they saw the word ‘DIVERSION’ on a road sign, they thought they were going to have fun. Instead, the road ended in a large hold. As a result, they their car was sank into the hole and one of their gucci replica watches fell into the hole. They had to find that replica watch in the hole for a long time.

    English people have problems too when they learn foreign languages. Once inParis, when someone offered me some more coffee, I said ‘Thank you’ in French. I meant that I would like some more, However, to my surprise the coffee pot was taken away! Later I found out that ‘Thank you’ in French means ‘No, thank you.’

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The newspaper is important in our daily life

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After my omega watch calls me wake up, I make it a rule to read the newspaper every day. As a student, I have no time to watch news programs on TV. Besides, watching television takes up a lot of time. Consequently, reading the newspaper becomes the only way for me to learn about what’s happening around the world. I can get a lot of messages about the fashion luxury replica watches this year, the important things which happen in the world and so on.

There is an old Chinese saying: “A scholar need not leave his home to know what’s going on in the world.” While newspapers do not carry the latest, up-to-the minute world news, they give us a great deal of useful knowledge. Thus, reading the newspaper is, in my opinion, a must for those who wish to keep up with the times.

After reading newspaper, I put on my coat and decide to buy a Gucci watch for my mother because of her birthday.

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